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dear congress, it's leslie again

ellisa! --- a hyperactive queer bush baby in lipstick and heart-shaped sunglasses; humorless feminist extraordinaire

(formerly: bobbynewportisunemployed, maryfrancesnolan, alasgirl)





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ASDFGHJKL i just remembered that time when me and pandaritto (who will hereby be known as such cause i think she doesn’t want me to use her real name anymore) went to the central park zoo at chinese new year. at one point in the tropical bird house, she was standing by a rail but was facing away from it and so didn’t notice a terrifyingly enormous bird land on it. as soon as it landed, i held very still and waited for her to see it. when she turned around, it was right in her face and she screamed really loudly and i still crey about it a year later.

good times man

good times